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the leafy sea dragon is a fish closely related to the sea horse. its main defense mechanism is pretending to be a floating bunch of sea weed. it swims very slowly and its dorsal and pectoral fins (which do all the swimming), are transparent. it is found in the southern and western coasts of Australia.
love is like a credit card. Everything is great until you get the first bill
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“Love is like a credit card when the bill comes in the mail. You want to tear it up and burn it.”
Plz don’t watch the movie When in Rome. It’s so awful I rather jump into a pool full of man eating sharks
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“Since you don’t seem to care about things you don’t understand, screw you. We quit.”
“My final piece of expert advice,” [Dr. Simon] Peavy [vice-president of the National Association of Experts] added, “is that all of you people should just go fuck yourselves.”
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